Thursday, November 13, 2008

My Office Communicator Says...

I was just sitting idle and looking at the office communicator window. Thought of disturbing some of my friends but most of them were sitting with 'DND' or busy signboard in their necks. So thought of going through the list of people in my communicator, who can be pinged and would not mind. So I moved mouse cursor from start till end, and suddenly the reason to scan was changed because I was now reading the 'notes' set along with each one's name.

It was like communicator is talking with me, and now I don't need to disturb anybody.

So see, what my office communicator was saying.

Com: No Looking "Back"
Me: Ok. I will just move the cursor in one direction.
Com: World moves aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Me: yea, I know. I am going to find somebody to disturb. And no body is stopping me…ha ha ha
Com: Rehab is for quitters!!!
Me: Exactly dude. I will not quit so easily and will find a bakra (goat) soon. [evil smile]
Com: When you are short of anything but the enemy, you are in combat.
Me: Yes! This is a war of words against the bakras. [evil smile]
Com: If you start judging people you will be having no time to love them-Mother Teresa
Me: Great saying. I will not judge anybody while disturbing them.
Com: My New Number in Hyd : xxxxxxxxxx
Me: Thanks but I will not waste money on phone call.
Com: We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived.
Me: Sudden change of topic. What is this live-die live-die stuff?
Com: If you think I am busy. I am. - else you are right too.
Me: Attitude!!!!
Com: Some addictions are good. Turn to 'FITNESS'.
Me: I am already addicted to cigs, no more addictions required.
Com: It’s not raining in most parts of India. So can we stop misuse of water, here? Thanking God, that we are not living in those areas.
Me: Sure. I won’t mind bathing in one bucket of water and drinking 5 liters of mineral water. Yes, Thank God, you are not in Thar desert.
Com: There are hundreds of languages in this world but a smile speaks them all. And the best smile of them all is the one which shines through troubles.
Me: I am still smiling and that is shining. This is really best of my smiles.
Com: Tough Time Never last but Tough People Do.
Me: I totally agree.
Com: When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need.
Me: God, Bless your child. As you are my savior for life.
Com: Those who don't appreciate life, don't deserve it.
Me: God has given life to all of us to live and appreciate it. Let everybody live.
Com: If you succeed u should not tell the reason for it, if you fail u should not be there to tell the reason for it.
Me: I am going!!!!
Com: Live Life King Size....Otherwise don't live...
Me: Yes. I like GF Kings. Please don’t kill me.
Com: Destiny of Confusions, I win it always.
Me: I lose it always. :(
Com: You will always miss the 100% of all shots that you don't try.
Me: I will try even the last shot and even pull the trigger of the empty gun 4-5 times, who knows some of the bullets might not have been fired.
Com: There are two kind of people in one's life- people who wait for others and people for whom others wait.
Me: I am waiting for someone and somebody is waiting for me too.
Com: There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you that it is going to be a butterfly.
Me: There is nothing in me that tells you that I am going to be a great human being.
Com: Satyameva Jayatae.
Me: God’s swear!!! I am honestly speaking.
Com: Your Place or Mine?
Me: WTF [angry face]
Com: Principles mean more to anything than any money or success.
Me: truly said.
Com: Thoughts without actions is dreaming....
Me: I know. I know. But I don’t dream even in nights.
Com: Effort should never be to undermine other's faith but to make a better follower of his own faith.
Me: So you are here to make followers? ;) Or Finding any other place to do this?
Com: Mumbai....Get busy living or get busy dying...
Me: That is really a busy city. How you decided to make follower in this city. Where did you get this idea?
Com: In a meeting....
Me: So what will you tell your followers. Have you mugged some sentences?
Com: ‘The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good’.
Me: How many such sentences?
Com: Number xxxx
Me: So MANY???
Com: Watever is worth having is worth working for.
Me: You rightly said. It is worth mugging so many sentences.
Com: Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten but they may start a winning game.
Me: Yes. I can understand. This is just like jackpot. If your followers will work, you will become rich, otherwise…
Com: If you are not part of solution then you are part of problem but the perpetual human predicament is that the solution soon poses its own problem.
Me: What do you mean? Am I the part of problem or solution?
Com: ?????()
Me: To main hoon kaun??
Com: Koi deewana kehta hai, koi pagal samajhta hai, magar darthi ki bechaini to bas badal samajhta hai..
Me: SO you have made all this rules of giving names to people?
Com: Rules are made to be broken.
Me: But in past, when I broke rules, I was punished by my teachers. And so I don’t want to break rules in future.
Com: Present is the seed of the past and seed for the future. So always live in present and accept the things as they come.
Me: You are right Com. I will Live in present.. Someday.
Com: Someday we gonna rise up on this wind. Someday we gonna dance with those lions. Someday we gonna breakfree from these chains and keep on flying....someday....
Me: Smile :)