1. Enjoyment is subjected to market risk. Read the Offer Documents carefully before enjoying.
2. Balance in the Balance Sheet of Life is never Balanced at a given point in time but gets balanced at the end of particular period in years.
3. A licence agreement is a contract between the driver and the traffic policemen who grants driver the previlege for rash driving.
4. Service Level Agreement (SLA) is a negotiated agreement between two parties where one is the customer and the other is the blood sucker.
5. Sales Order is the Order generated for the employee to increase the sale of company product by 150%.
6. Defect Tracker tracks the defects created by the developer while being in holiday mood and these defects are fixed by the same developer in frustrated mood.
7. Smoking is injurious to health till a limit; after that health dies and smoking prevails.
8. Friendship is directly proportional to the number of years together, months together, days together, hours together, minutes together, seconds together. And indirectly proportional to the same too.
9. These enjoyments are performed by professionals. Do not attempt to re-create or duplicate these enjoyments. This may result in injuries in your simple life.
10. Being in an IT industry is like being in nowhere but a wild animal in cage where food and water is no problem but life is still not the same.