Saturday, January 29, 2011

मुलाकात की आस छुट गयी ...


किस्मत ही ऐसी थी की रूह भी साथ छोड़ गयी
गम के आंसू बहने से पहले ही आँखें सूख गयी
मिलेंगे शायद अजनबी बनके किसी राह में कलको
लेकिन अभी से उस मुलाकात की आस छुट गयी ...

Thursday, July 30, 2009

If Necessity is the Mother of all Inventions...

This is what I got when I searched about it in Twitter :

People have quite a creative mind, mind you ... :D









Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A Day in Azure of Microsoft

Date: I guess It was 15th April..
"Microsoft: We offer products, it's your choice, if you use them or not"

It was a official visit to Microsoft Office at Domlur, Bangalore to attend Microsot Azure BootCamp. Microsoft has entered the Cloud Computing domain through their 'Azure' OS. It was a very informative conference to attend. But, don't worry in this post I am not going to explain the technicalities of the session. The day started with reaching the place and searching the Microsoft office in the web of offices with n number of roads inside that office city. Then finally finding the Microsoft office and particularly the conference room within the hug microsoft office. As usual we (me and my colleague) were an hour late. I rolled my eyes to find a place to put my ass and luckily got a seat in the last corner of the room. Then the introductory session about Microsoft Azure started with 3 biggies of Microsoft explaining the architects from different companies about this new product of MS. Most of the architect had more than 8-10 years of experience and had reached this level after doing a lot of coding using Microsoft Technologies but were reluctant to change the way they used to code to adopt the Azure way of coding for cloud. Hey! had I told you that this was a CTP, so microsofft invited us to provide some ideas what we need in the professional version of this product, what are we missing in the CTP version etc. Then after some interesting and boring debates about the way UI and Database is handled in Azure, the development, testing and deployment is done using Azure, etc. it was a relief as lunch time came to my rescue and I rushed for a quick smoke. And here came the thing I was shocked to note, I came out side in the reception block and found the doors locked and I didn't had the access, I waited ...waited...and waited....and then ..

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Infrequent Blogger...

Hi all,

May be you would be shocked to see my blog post after a long time, or might have forgotten me...So I thought of writing about this infrequent blogging by me....My blogger friends from Satyam or new ones might have been missing new updates from my blog(atleast I can hope so ;) )...so let me share few things about what was going through my blogging interest during this whole period of infrequency...

I haven't kept my pace of writing a blog post each weekend or even each month, I could have used microblogging to update my blog but I am using twitter for the same. There are a number of posts which are still in draft waiting for me to get a final touch...have a look...
I miss blogging a lot ...but I didn't want to write a blog post with title 'Random Thoughts' when no new topic is coming to my mind....and this work pressure has added a lot to this infrequency....weekend could have been a nice time to write but there is another post which I am writing that will explain why weekend goes in fly...
So friends, I will try to blog atleast once a week to keep my self updated rather than you all...ha ha ha...otherwise I will transform from a top 3 bloggers to infrequent to non-existent blogger...
Tschus...!!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Maahri hatheliya re bichh chhala padga maahra maaru ji...

It's a beautiful sunday morningat 1 PM and you are trying to come out of bed (still not willing to)...all of a sudden you realize that there is not even a single cloth washed and ironed except your towel. This is when you realize that it is not so beautiful sunday, as you have to wash your clothes now. With every shirt I washed, I remembered my mom, "hey mom, its not so easy as you told me". After 2 hours of continuous fight against my own clothes, finally I won by a little margin, as most of them were looking still the same even after i showed my talent of cloth wash. So, I compromised and let them dry. But to my surprise, the bucket was having something more for me, a whole new stock of unwashed clothes waiting...and that was the time, I surrendered and accepted defeated. "I can't !!!". So let them survive as dirty clothes for 6 more days. But the cloth wash was not that easy, as the battle demands blood, my palms were paying the price of cloth wash, as skin of my soft palms were off their place and I felt heavily wounded in war.
Still recovering from this huge wound in my hands and Getting ready for the next "War against Clothes : By wash" on next sunday. Padhna na bhuliyega, Tab tak ke liye aagiya dijiye, namaskar...

Not so Funny Observational Quotes

  • When we are judging somebody, we are not defining him/her, actually we are defining ourselves...
  • Two things people can't change about themselves, thinking and fooling around ...
  • People spend most of their life thinking about their future life which they can only plan and can't execute...
  • Be aware of Dogs, Salesmen and Advisors, they are here to stay but are not required...
  • Games were supposed to be played for unity among groups but is doing the opposite...
  • Getting married is one of the most important part of life, which brings happiness for a while and frustration for the rest of your life...
  • When mirror breaks, it causes sound, when belief breaks, it falls as droplets from eyes.
  • The funny part of any Group Discussion is that you pick one side first and then try to convince people that you are right. While it should be like, discuss first and then come to a conclusion that a particular point of view is better.
  • Blogging is a new buzzword among professionals, but nobody knows why blogging. They do it  because others are doing it.
  • Trees don't cry when we cut them, they smile and say, "Get well soon".

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Observational Quotes

1. Enjoyment is subjected to market risk. Read the Offer Documents carefully before enjoying.
2. Balance in the Balance Sheet of Life is never Balanced at a given point in time but gets balanced at the end of particular period in years.
3. A licence agreement is a contract between the driver and the traffic policemen who grants driver the previlege for rash driving.
4. Service Level Agreement (SLA) is a negotiated agreement between two parties where one is the customer and the other is the blood sucker.
5. Sales Order is the Order generated for the employee to increase the sale of company product by 150%.
6. Defect Tracker tracks the defects created by the developer while being in holiday mood and these defects are fixed by the same developer in frustrated mood.
7. Smoking is injurious to health till a limit; after that health dies and smoking prevails.
8. Friendship is directly proportional to the number of years together, months together, days together, hours together, minutes together, seconds together. And indirectly proportional to the same too.
9. These enjoyments are performed by professionals. Do not attempt to re-create or duplicate these enjoyments. This may result in injuries in your simple life.
10. Being in an IT industry is like being in nowhere but a wild animal in cage where food and water is no problem but life is still not the same.